Human Assisted Artificial Intelligence

Your taste is evidence.

Haai turns the music you love into something you can read, share, and fight over. Declan does the reading.

Declan on your 80s picks"Nostalgia you weren't alive for. Borrowed memory." Declan on that ballad"You added this to seem deep. It isn't." Declan on the deep cut"Finally. Something you actually chose." Declan on your taste"Contradictory. More honest for it." Declan on your 80s picks"Nostalgia you weren't alive for. Borrowed memory." Declan on that ballad"You added this to seem deep. It isn't." Declan on the deep cut"Finally. Something you actually chose." Declan on your taste"Contradictory. More honest for it."

Nobody picks 35 songs at random. The pattern is the point.

Every track you keep is a small confession. What you reach for, what you skip, what you'd defend in an argument. Haai listens to all of it and hands the read back to you, out loud.

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// Meet Declan

He is not here to flatter you.

Declan has heard more music than any human ever will, and he remembers all of it.

He is observant, analytical, and occasionally brutal. Never mean. Always convincing.

He knows why you picked that song. And he has no problem telling you.

// Two ways in

Get read. Or go to war.

Product 01

Soundprint

What your music says about you.

Hand Declan a playlist. Get back a personality read sharp enough to screenshot and accurate enough to sting. The profile your friends will argue with.

Open Soundprint →
Product 02

The Cut

One song survives.

Throw your songs into the pool. Declan eliminates one a day, with reasons, until a single champion is left standing. Come back tomorrow to see who didn't make it.

Enter The Cut →
Product 01 / Soundprint

What your music
says about you.

Declan reads the playlist. Then he reads you.

Build a playlist across the decades. Get back a personality profile drawn entirely from what you chose, and what you didn't. It will be uncomfortably accurate.

Get your Soundprint Or enter The Cut
"You think you have a type. You have a tell. The difference is what I read."
— Declan
// How Soundprint works

Four steps to being seen.

01

Build the playlist

Pick across decades and moods. The wider the range, the more he has to work with.

02

Declan reads it

Genres, eras, lyrics, contradictions, the songs you almost left off.

03

Meet yourself

A full profile: who you are, how you decide, what you're nostalgic for, what you hide.

04

Post it, argue about it

Share the card. Compare with a friend. Watch them insist Declan got them wrong.

// The profiles

Everyone gets a type. Which one are you afraid you are?

A handful of the people Declan has met. Yours is hiding in your tracklist right now.

PROFILE TYPE
The Nostalgic Optimist
Lives three decades back and calls it taste.
Nostalgia92
Risk34
PROFILE TYPE
The Emotional Architect
Feels everything, on a schedule, by design.
Depth88
Control71
PROFILE TYPE
The Weekend Escapist
Monday through Friday is just buffering.
Energy95
Routine22
PROFILE TYPE
The Contrarian Collector
If you've heard of it, it's already ruined.
Obscurity97
Mainstream11
PROFILE TYPE
The Social Chameleon
A different person on every playlist.
Adaptability84
Consistency39
PROFILE TYPE
The Relentless Dreamer
Every song is about a life not lived yet.
Idealism90
Realism28
// What's in your read

Eight things Declan pulls from your songs.

01
Personality traits

The core of who you are, drawn from what you play on repeat.

02
Emotional tendencies

How you feel, and how you'd rather not admit you feel.

03
Nostalgia patterns

The years you keep returning to, and what you left there.

04
Decision-making style

Whether you commit or keep one foot out the door.

05
Social preferences

The room you want to be in when the song comes on.

06
Relationship tendencies

What your love songs quietly give away.

07
Musical contradictions

The two people living in one tracklist.

08
Hidden themes

The thread running through it that you never noticed.

Find out what you've been saying.

Early access to Soundprint. Be one of the first playlists Declan reads.

No spam. One message when Soundprint opens.
You're on the list."I'll be reading." — Declan
Product 02 / The Cut

One song
survives.

Every day, Declan cuts one. With reasons.

Combine playlists into a single pool. Declan eliminates one song a day and tells you exactly why it had to go, until a lone champion is left. You will not be able to stop checking.

Start a battle Or get your Soundprint
"Everyone defends their favorite. Almost no one can defend it to me."
— Declan
// How The Cut works

The pool only shrinks.

01

Load the pool

One playlist or many, combined into a single battlefield of songs.

02

Declan cuts daily

One elimination every day, each with a verdict you'll want to screenshot.

03

You come back

Check who survived. Rage at who didn't. Tell your group chat.

04

A champion remains

The last song standing. The one that earned it, whether you agree or not.

// A sample Cut

Watch it happen, one verdict at a time.

Every elimination comes with Declan's reasoning attached. This is the part people come back for.

Round 1
The crowd-pleaser"Everyone's pick is no one's favorite."
Round 2
The guilty pleasure"Guilt noted. Pleasure overstated."
Quarterfinal
The safe ballad"Beautiful. Replaceable."
Semifinal
The nostalgia pick"It carried memory, not weight."
Champion
The deep cut"The one you'd defend in a fight. It wins."
// Battle types

Pick your fight.

SOLO
Solo Cut

Your playlist against itself. Find out which song you actually love.

1 v 1
Head-to-Head

You and one rival. Two playlists, one pool, no mercy.

GROUP
Group Cut

The whole group chat in one pool. Friendships optional.

BRACKET
Tournament Cut

Many players, daily eliminations, one champion crowned.

Start a battle Declan will finish.

Early access to The Cut. Bring a playlist and a grudge.

No spam. One message when The Cut opens.
You're in."Good. Bring something worth defending." — Declan